You don’t find something this amusing every day!
Marriage can be both fascinating and tedious; it all depends on our perspective.
Every family faces ups and downs, but in this instance, the husband decided to walk away from his marriage and left an unexpected letter for his wife. Her reaction is what really matters!
To preserve the element of surprise, here’s the letter:
Dear Wife,
I’m writing to let you know that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve tried to be a good partner during our 7 years of marriage, but I feel like I have nothing to show for it.
The past two weeks have been especially difficult for me. Your boss informed me that you quit your job today, and that was just too much to handle.
Last week, you came home without even noticing my new haircut, despite me cooking your favorite meal and wearing a brand new pair of silk boxers.
You finished your meal in two minutes and went straight to sleep after watching your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you’ve lost interest in intimacy and in anything that connects us as husband and wife.
Either you’re cheating on me or you no longer love me. Whatever the reason, it’s over, and I’m leaving.
Your Ex-Husband
P.S. Don’t try to track me down. Your sister and I are relocating to West Virginia together! Wishing you all the best!
Dear Ex-Husband,
Honestly, nothing has made my day brighter than receiving your letter. While it’s true we’ve been married for 7 years, calling you a good man is quite the stretch.
I watch my TV shows so often because they help drown out your endless complaining, though it doesn’t seem to work very well.
I did notice your haircut last week, but the first thought that came to mind was, “You look just like a girl!” My mother taught me not to say anything unless it’s nice, so I kept quiet.
As for the meal you cooked, you must have mixed me up with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.
Regarding those new silk boxers, I turned away when I saw the $49.99 price tag still attached, and I hoped it was just a coincidence that my sister borrowed $50 from me that morning.
Despite all this, I still loved you and believed we could make it work. So when I won the lottery for $10 million, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home, you were gone.
I suppose everything happens for a reason. I hope you find the fulfilling life you’ve always wanted. My lawyer informed me that your letter ensures you won’t get a penny from me. Take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Wealthy and Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever mentioned this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not an issue!
